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| The mystery part is shitty, too. I kept thinking drunk guys of old Scooby Doo episodes as drunk guys Depp put his clues together and solved the crime. Instead of giving us more bloodshed and merciless beheading, the second half of the movie is drunk guys mostly people talking. It's Depp explaining his theory, then it's the bad guy saying how she would get away with it, and why she did it. I just kept thinking, "Shut the fuck up and let the Horseman kill some more people." On top of that, Depp's fraidy-cat hides sometimes and acts with courage at other times. There is no reason for when he is brave and when he is scared, except, I guess that the story needs him to be brave sometimes. Maybe these scenes would have been better if the characters didn't sound so lame. The dialog, of which there is none when the Horseman is chopping up people, is so stilted and cornball that it's laughable. |
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