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| holidays, workers' compensation, drunkteen fuck, identification, advertising, incest, video, jennifernew, eggers, drunk pantie, muse, drunk party girl, marquis de sade, showbiz, rage, miscellaneous, fuking, naughtiest games, mom son sex, perfect name, family, drunk toilet, seanbaby, | The theaters were mostly empty on Thanksgiving day privacy until about five p.m. and I had no trouble fitting in a double feature. It was me, a bunch of other loser men, single privacy dads with their kids, and some foreigners who don't have a God damn thing to be thankful for. I paid for "Sleepy Hollow" and snuck into "Toy Story privacy 2." If I had it to do over, I would have paid for "Toy Story 2." Actually, they're both better than average, but that Disney flick really was good shit. Believe me, I'm as surprised as you about that. "Sleepy Hollow" is loosely based on a Washington Irving short story, which is in the public domain and can be read for free on the Internet. |
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| Filthy's family drunk toilet comes over for Thanksgiving because we can't all fit in their trailer, and my fucking brother-in-law starts yapping that the apartment smells like gasoline, and how drunk toilet my wife is too good for me, and how our neighborhood sucks and how his Camaro is so Goddamn bitchin'. As my face turned purple and I started drinking the cooking sherry, the Mrs. gave me a ten-dollar bill and told me to get lost before I embarrassed her, like I did last drunk toilet year when I got drunk and tried choking my mother-in-law. Ten bones not only buys a full-price movie ticket, it also buys a bag of the popcorn. So, as my wife and her family stuffed themselves with turkey, vomited my mother-in-law's "mashed potato surprise!," got tipsy and fought over who was treated best as a kid, I hid out in the theater by my lonesome, having the same dinner the Peanuts kids ate. |
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