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On ringing my mother-in-law, I was informed by her partner that she was already on her way to our house.....a fact that nobody else seemed aware of, least of all me.....When I finally left the hospital later that night, I arrived home to find eggers her sitting next door with the neighbours drinking tea. WTF???She then proceeded to spend the next five days expecting to be waited eggers on hand and foot, whilst I was back and to the maternity ward trying to prepare for the arrival home of our little bundle of joy. I took her into the hospital the following morning to introduce her to her my first born, where she was greeted by my better half saying "Hello mother, hasn't your son-in-law given you a lovely grand-daughter...?" To which she replied the now immortal line "Well Helen, there is always the sperm-bank, you know...."How we chortled as I laughingly felled her with a forearm smash.....
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