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| gang rape., corpse, branding consultants, mother sucks son, mom, driving drunk, drunk gallery moms, safety hazards, angry about, momand son sex, melbourne, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, and, minor laws, drunk pilot, | thing is, she never lost the use of her arse at any other time before or after the wedding. (The Hairy Aerosol, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:05) If its not one thing, its your mother!! After telling my 2004 mum that I'll cut the grass later cause it looked like it was gonna rain, there is nothing worse that cutting wet grass, she says "No no, 2004 dont bother. I'll do it after I iron your clothes and make the dinner, don't worry about it". Guilty? Me? Nope. 2004 "OK, suit yourself" I find myself saying.Later I go and sit down to watch Grandstand and and I can see out of the corner of my eye Mumsy pushing, with all her might, a lawnmower twice the size of her up and down the garden. |
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| work, Mrs C. driving drunk I don't expect you get much sleep these autumn nights. (MAX150W, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:04) My step gran When my ma married Roger my stepfather, her new husband's mum (who was 90 at the time, now pushing up daisies) was not impressed at having to share her son driving drunk with another woman again.So on the day of the wedding she driving drunk stood a couple of feet away from Roger in the registry office.And shat herself just as the vows started.She was wearing tights so she managed to shake it down her leg until it bunched up around an ankle, and piped up with 'Roger I've had an accident. You need to help me clean it up.'And then proceded to mutter loudly 'No not you dear. HE has to help me.' as various relatives tried to bundle her off for a wipe down.Funny |
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