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Not only are there ribbons, but you can order business cards that read "Has autism touched your life?" The purpose being to hand them to people who stare at momfucking son your child or worse make comments to you about his behavior while he spins in a circle making ungodly sounds at Applebees. Not that you can put him down on the floor in a restaurant because he'd go over to another table and steal their silverware, momfucking son honk someone's boob and run away cackling. And right now we can momfucking son publicly blame that on his young age. And believe me, I live to take other people down a peg. But handing someone a business card to make them feel small when they tell me my kid's too old for a pacifier? Why can't I just tell them with all due respect to go forth and fuck themselves? Of course my mother is ordering two magnetic ribbons for every car in the extended family ( no small order, she has three cars of her own) and a round of sensitivity business cards for the house.
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