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| drunk pee, ha ha, killing the buddha, competitive name analysis, drunk college party pic, drunk party girl, daughters, naming consultants, islam, mom and son sex, mom son sex, writing, drunklesbian, advertisements, writer, muse.hysteria, hullabaloo, overtime pay, drunk teen porn, drunk driving law, angry, daughter, | Woo yay - a long time coming but too late to save the marriage ( lizzie1000, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 1:30) Just legendary M-I-L on seeing my son two days after birth: "He looks a lot less like his father now the swelling's gone down."And the presents, dear god brutal the presents...Space Precinct brutal figures ("Well, you like sci-fi..."). Furry handcuffs (Err, you know I screw your daughter, right?).A mug with "Computer Boffin" on it (Now used as the work mug, for post-modern irony).But on the other hand, she's also bought me a didgeridoo (okay, cool. WTF, as I've brutal never expressed an interest in said instrument, but okay).Oh, and a decorative four foot sword. The day before I needed a sword to conduct my handfasting to her daughter. So, on the whole, I think I'll let her keep seeing her grandchildren, for the time being. |
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| The only edible foodstuffs in her cupboards are salt, vinegar, tommyK and mayo. Oh and maybe half a pint of out of date milk in the fridge. (manaic5, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 2:43) last laugh My ex mother in law was hell - too late to mention her faults now. Before she died she had two young woman living in her flat looking after her - the day and night killing the buddha shift. She died late on a Sunday afternoon, a time when it is just about impossible to get a even a private doctor, to come out to killing the buddha see killing the buddha someone; worse, NHS practices refuse to certify unregistered deceased people at the weekend; the funeral directors wouldn't take her body away without a death certificate; and her resident carers didn't want to spend the night with the body in the flat. There was no other choice, being a kind person and doctor myself I had the glorious experience of certifying my mother-in-law dead. |
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