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Out of the blue image my dear, sweet idiot of a man turns to his mummy dearest and in his dulcet received pronunciation tones announces'Well image you know what you need now mum. YOU NEED TO GET SOME COCK.'No he wasn't image pissed, stoned, on presciption drugs or even in a funny mood. Although this is why I love him so. He's the only person to meet his father in law (ie my pa) for the first time and say 'I'm sorry but I don't think I can talk to you now. I'm on a lot of mushrooms and your face won't stop pulsating'.Forgot to say. His mum's answer to the cock line was 'That's probably right dear'. All in her stride, god bless the little bunchkin.Bless. I'd apologise for the length but I have no confidence in my genitalia whatsoever. ( Captain Wow, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 9:35) She's ok, I guess My MIL is very nice in general, but from another planet. She's done things like: offer me her g-grandmother's honking bigass diamond for an engagement ring "except if you divorce, I want it back, you can't just run off with it."
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