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| refugee, crapstravaganza, seanbaby, drunkdriving, religion, drunkteen fuck, uncensored, rapeporn, comedy clubs, chick drunk, mom, australia, priests, israel, mad at, drunk whore, drunk gallery moms, orgin of symmetry, woomera, mother seduces son., pissed off, product, | Although this is why I love him so. He's the only person to meet his father in law (ie my pa) for the first time and say muse 'I'm sorry but I muse don't think I can talk to you now. I'm on a lot of mushrooms and your face won't stop pulsating'.Forgot to say. His mum's answer to the cock line was 'That's probably right dear'. All in her stride, god bless the little bunchkin.Bless. I'd muse apologise for the length but I have no confidence in my genitalia whatsoever. ( Captain Wow, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 9:35) What's the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted (Ricochet, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 18:44) Oh my god, who came up with this question? My husband and I separated and then started dating again, and we're making an attempt at reconciliation.This |
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| And it wasn't even her that did drunkdriving this. But always being a gung-ho, girl guide sort of chapette, I shall endeavour to relay the only yuk-yuk-yuk worthy thing so far. My mum in law is a wonderful st Lucian lady (bit of a buddhist too), who is one of the sweetest women in the world. But she's been single since divorcing dadinlaw. Painfully so. So last time she came round to the menagerie (three snakes, two dogs, drunkdriving one big house spider we decided was pet worthy and two crickets I drunkdriving can't bear to feed to the house spider) she sat down with a cuppacha and we have a conversation. Out of the blue my dear, sweet idiot of a man turns to his mummy dearest and in his dulcet received pronunciation tones announces'Well you know what you need now mum. YOU NEED TO GET SOME COCK.'No he wasn't pissed, stoned, on presciption drugs or even in a funny mood. |
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