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| drunk guys, drunk party, gotham comedy club, driving drunk, pissed off, rape videos, alba, mom fucking son., internet anger, drunk party girl, naming, writing, drunk chick, drunk teen, magazine, woomera detention centre, perfect name, easydrunk girl, laughter, plays, de sade, | Tony: Well I mean...you know, aside from all that shit. Dr. Melfi: Okay...hmmm. Well, how are you handling the fact that there's never going to be another episode of Manimal? Tony: Fucking shit hits me right here. Dr. Melfi: Well there you go. I'll see you next week. There isn't 2001 much time for personal 2001 reflection, since Tony's set to meet his daughter's new friend from college. He hasn't quite met the strict criteria of having a hairy 2001 back or knowing what a 'regina' is, so Soprano's none too pleased... Tony: So, lemme get this straight, butterhead. You're not only black, you're Jewish too? Noah: Yeah - my parents had this whole rebellious love thing going. See, their parents didn't want them together, and-- Tony: Kid this ain't black history month, shut the fuck up. Noah: What's your problem? Tony: My problem? My problem is that I technically should kill you not once, but twice. |
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| Shame on you. Instead, tonight, I've decided to pay tribute to drunk guys the Sopranos' new season the only way I really know how...by making fun of it in really poor taste. So, if you've watched the show but somehow missed the season premiere, let's pick drunk guys you up to speed! Bear in mind, this is for serious fans only. Not bandwagoners such as myself. We kick off with Tony taking part in yet another of his little therapy sessions, drunk guys trying to understand why he is the way he is... Tony: So doc, I mean, what the fuck? What's wrong with me? Why'm I so fuckin' miserable? Dr. Melfi: Mr. Soprano...you're 200 pounds overweight. Your wife sounds like the parrot from Froot Loops on helium. Your 'job' consists of ripping off everyone in a 25-mile radius. You've killed more times than you can remember. You're balding. You starred opposite Nicholas Cage in that god awful movie, 8 MM. Everything you do redefines the word 'scum.' Did you really need to pay me 200 dollars an hour to tell you why you're so miserable? |
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