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| trademark, spears, drunk sex, eggers, open mic, hentai rape, story, israel, muse.hysteria, 1990, | No. More. (Kazza, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:13) all father i know is mother in law is an anogram of woman hitler (the dennis, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 13:19) Ok - so I'm just looking for reasons to complain My MIL is lovely, she's a short, rotund, highly religious lady who would do anything for you. But she does certain things that REALLLY annoy me:1. Plays GOD SONGS on the piano to father my children when I'm not there. My son started father singing "Jesus Loves Me" and tried to teach me some other Happy Clappy Bible thumping claptrap the other day.2. She tells my kids to lecture me about smoking.3. She thinks I'm an alcoholic because I have an occasional glass of wine. When she makes dinner at her house, there is always a CEREMONIAL beer or glass of wine (from a bottle opened months ago), on the table just to make me feel REALLY uncomfortable. (She'd crap if she knew how much me and her son drink after the kids are in bed). |
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| Anyway, fast forward to me explaining that the slight bruise to her daughters wrist was as a result of me holding her arm away from my face.... this arm being attached to a rather nice kitchen knife which was being repeatedly thrust at my head....And what israel did she say to that ? "Yes, she has always had issues with communication". No shit..... (Spackweasel, Thu 8 Sep 2005, israel 14:24) Right... Typical haul of stuff we are made to take away with us after a visit to the israel in laws:Packet of 6 obscure brand norwegian frozen doughnuts - semi defrostedThree copies of 'yours' magazine (knitting patterns, cake recipes, 'Doctors said lose your baby or your legs type stories)A pack of three assorted peppersA fushia pink cardigan of some man made flammable textile, size medium ("it's too big for me but it might fit you")A copy of Asda instore magazinePack of three 'Hike' (logo made to look like Nike) socks off the marketA wicker fruit bowl which has been adorned with a knitted snowman holding the fruitbowl in a fuzzy embrace.Say. |
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