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| refugee, stress, gang rape., victoria, pissed at, stand up ny, trademark, spears, drunk sex, eggers, open mic, hentai rape, story, israel, muse.hysteria, 1990, name development, | MIL calling us up in floods 200 of tears at 5pm, wailing her tits off, because we havent invited her over yet to have a nose around the 200 apartment. We've only had the keys for 6 hours and the charming lady is 200 hurling her lungs through the phone line about how ungratefully her no good daughter is, and how Im bound to leave her when I realise the full extent of her uselessness, ingratitude and general waste-of-spacity.She's wonderful to me though - her English is only a few words better than my Polish, but around the dinner table we usually get a good chuckle when she pokes me saying "you need more meat, you English thin man," and I reply "sorry, I gave all my meat to your daughter..."(me, the gf, the sister-in-law, the father-in-law, all pissing themselves at the MIL's blank half-smiling confusion to this statement) (Grrrmachine, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:30) Anagrams? |
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| dont need woman hitler reposted countless times. I can see it going the same way as first post, ice cream and wanking into cups of tea :/ (Mogg, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 0:20) Anagrams actually, the anagram of "Mother in Law" is "Woman Hitler". so the truth is confirmed! (frozen treat, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:47) After being with the lady for a year, we moved in which consitutes the MIL-ness of the eggers situation.So we eggers move in to a charming little ex-Communist apartment (in Warsaw) just 300m from the MILs pad. We've been going to her parents eggers most Sundays for fat Polish meals (they are MASSIVE) which used to involve an hour's bus ride across the city.On the first night we moved in, completely knackered after lugging the fridge, washing machine, sofa and fooking huge TV up to the 8th floor, we collapse on the bed and fall asleep.Cue |
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